“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.”
Source: Woody Allen: Interviews
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
“There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.”