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“To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.”
“Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.”
“My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.”
“There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.”
“My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.”
“Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.”
“I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.”
“I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.”
“I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.”
“What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you”
“You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.”
“It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.”
“I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.”
“A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.”
“When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.”