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“If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star.”
“The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .”
“If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.”
“Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.”
“I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.”
“The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.”
“Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'”
“Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.”
“I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.”
“I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.”
“There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.”
“Catch Fire, Do Something, Get Excited by Finding Your Purpose In Life.”
“Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.”