“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
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Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death, except more important.”
“Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor.”
“What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.”
“The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.”
“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”
“My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money.”
“Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.”
Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America
“I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it's because I'm a real working-class.”
“I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets.”
“I am not a movie star or a football player, I just do my thing.”
“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.”
“I don't play the kind of music that works in a football stadium.”
“I am not better than anyone else just because I play football.”
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Source: Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness
Source: Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward S
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist