“Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.”
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Source: The lonely life: an autobiography
“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always”