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“Nice people don't necessarily fall in love with nice people.”
“A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.”
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
“Love like there's no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.”
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
“Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.”
“Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”