Best laughing & should Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.”

People Want Feels Should Natural Levels Laughing Jokes Making People Laugh

Author:Patrice O'Neal

“I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.”

People Thinking Should Laughing Stage Stupid Comfortable Standing Stupid Things Very Stupid

Author:Joaquin Phoenix

“I was a devil of a scapegrace in my time.... Father racked his head for days together to find a punishment that I should remember; but it was all no good... bread and water was a welcome change to me from the everyday monotony of potatoes and bread-and-butter. After a sound drubbing followed by half a day’s fasting, I felt more like laughing than like crying; and, in half a while, all was forgotten and my wickedness began afresh and worse than ever.”

Should Together Remember Father Felt Sound Water Half Laughing Cry Devil Everyday Forgotten Punishment Bread Welcome My Time Wickedness Potatoes Fasting Monotony Bread And Butter

Book:The Path of Life

Source: The Path of Life

“You should often amuse yourself when you take a walk for recreation, in watching and taking note of the attitudes and actions of men as they talk and dispute, or laugh or come to blows with one another... noting these down with rapid strokes, in a little pocket-book which you ought always to carry with you.”

Men Should Littles Book Action Walks Attitude Laughing Ought Notes Blow Pockets Strokes Amusement Disputes Rapids Recreation

Author:Leonardo da Vinci

“A good writer should be able to write comedic work that made you laugh, and scary stuff that made you scared, and fantasy or science fiction that imbued you with a sense of wonder, and mainstream journalism that gave you clear and concise information in a way that you wanted it.”

“When you meet someone new who instantly gets you, your sense of humor and your attitudes and your worldview, even if theirs are different - and you get them in return. You both talk and talk and agree and laugh and nod and yes, yes, of course you should get another round of drinks.”

Ifs Should Different Courses Attitude Laughing Return Drink Agree Rounds Sense Of Humor Worldview

Author:Erin Morgenstern

“If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.”

Ifs Thinking Way Should Ideas Would Be Laughing Evolution Creatures Survival Died Salt Worth It Something Better Survival Of The Fittest Wittiest

Author:Lily Tomlin

“The suggestion that the prime minister had been flirting with one of the senior women cabinet ministers made me laugh every time I saw it, and I thought, "if you only knew!" Perhaps they should have pushed it a bit harder.”

Ifs Should Made Bits Laughing Saws Should Have Harder Ministers Prime Senior Suggestions Prime Minister Flirting Cabinets If Only You Knew

Author:Edwina Currie

“17,000 children starve on this planet every single day. That fact alone should blow any conscious person out of their chair. You know, my mother used to say that a woman’s most important job is taking care of her children and her home. I laughed at that when I was younger, but I don’t laugh at it anymore. I just realize now that every child on the planet is one of our children, and the earth itself is our home.”

Knows Should Children Persons Important Facts Home Care Earth Jobs Used Mother Realizing Laughing Planets Conscious Our Children Blow Chairs Laughed Important Jobs

Author:Marianne Williamson

“I've been a fan of Mads since the “Casino Royale” movie. I really sat up and paid attention to him. I was like, “Who is this motherf**ker?” Even his work in something as sort of popcorn as “Clash of the Titans,” he brings a kind of danger and reality and he grounds it in such a way that you think, yes, I'm good to work with this guy. I should come back, just stay behind him. (Laughs) Our working relationship has been fantastic.”

Thinking Way Should Kind Has Beens Reality Guy Behinds Attention Laughing Fans Danger Paid Fantastic Sat This Guy Clash Popcorn Casinos Titans Casino Royale

Author:Laurence Fishburne

“One of the most modern pretenders to inspiration is the Book of Mormon. I could not blame you should you laugh outright while I read aloud a page from that farrago.”

Should Book Inspiration Laughing Modern Pages Blame Pretender

Book:The Complete Works of C. H. Spurgeon, Volume 37

Source: The Complete Works of C. H. Spurgeon, Volume 37

“At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.”

People Should Laughing Skills I Realized Pursue Making People Laugh

Author:Adam Pally

“I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.”

Should Laughing Stranger Insane

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I should be happy, but instead I feel nothing. I feel a lot of nothing these days. I've cried a few times, but mostly I'm empty, as if whatever makes me feel and hurt and laugh and love has been surgically removed, leaving me hollowed out like a shell.”

Ifs Feels Should Has Beens Hurt Laughing Empty And Love Leaving These Days Cried Shells Leaving Me Laugh And Love

Book:All the Bright Places

Source: All the Bright Places

“It is time for thee to be gone, lest the age more decent in its wantonness should laugh at thee and drive thee of the stage. [Lat., Tempus abire tibi est, ne . . . Rideat et pulset lasciva decentius aetas.]”

Should Age Laughing Gone Stage Thee Decent

Author:Horace

“Little eyes must be good-tempered or they are ruined. They have no other resource. But this will beautify them enough. They are made for laughing, and, should do their duty.”

Should Littles Made Enough Eye Laughing Duty Resources Be Good Ruined

Book:Men, Women, and Books: A Selection of Sketches, Essays, and Critical Memoirs from His Uncollected Prose Writings

Source: Men, Women, and Books: A Selection of Sketches, Essays, and Critical Memoirs from His Uncollected Prose Writings

“We should not laugh at the person who becoming caught up in his prayer bends his body or moves about in strange ways. Perhaps he moves in this manner to wave off unwelcome thoughts that would interrupt the prayer. Would we find it funny if we saw a person drowning going through strange motions doing whatever was necessary to save his life?”

Ifs Way Should Persons Body Moving Prayer Laughing Saws Strange Becoming Wave Caught Caught Up Drowning Unwelcome

Author:Baal Shem Tov

“Eat your vegetables. Brush your teeth. Sweat once in a while. Get plenty of rest. Don't smoke. Laugh more. There are certain tenets to health that are pretty commonsensical and that we all know we should practice routinely.”

Knows Should Certain Loss Practice Laughing Teeth Plenty Smoke Sweat Vegetables Brushes Weight Loss

Book:Grain Brain: The Surprising Truth about Wheat, Carbs, and Sugar - Your Brain's Silent Killers

Source: Grain Brain: The Surprising Truth about Wheat, Carbs, and Sugar - Your Brain's Silent Killers

“Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.”

Should Laughing Berlin

Author:Mel Brooks

“We ought, in humanity, no more to despise a man for the misfortunes of the mind than for those of the body, when they are such as he cannot help; were this thoroughly considered we should no more laugh at a man for having his brains cracked than for having his head broke.”

Men Should Mind Helping Body Humanity Brain Laughing Ought Broke Misfortunes Despise Cracked

Book:The works of Alexander Pope. With a selection of explanatory notes, and the account of his life by dr. Johnson

Source: The works of Alexander Pope. With a selection of explanatory notes, and the account of his life by dr. Johnson

“Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.”

Thinking World Should Matter Problem Forget Laughing One Thing Share Laughter No Matter What Wounds Heal

Author:Kevin Hart

“You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.”

Should Laughing Humour

Author:Doug Stanhope

“Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.”

Should Art Laughing Serious Jokes

Author:Gerhard Richter

“I have mummy truths to tell Whereat the living mock, Though not for sober ear, For maybe all that hear Should laugh and weep an hour upon the clock.”

Should Truth Hours Laughing Ears Clock Afterlife Sober Mock Mummy

Book:Poems of William Butler Yeats

Source: Poems of William Butler Yeats

“The relativity principle in connection with the basic Maxwellian equations demands that the mass should be a direct measure of the energy contained in a body; light transfers mass. With radium there should be a noticeable diminution of mass. The idea is amusing and enticing; but whether the Almighty is laughing at it and is leading me up the garden path -- that I cannot know.”

Knows Should Ideas Body Light Energy Principles Laughing Path Demand Mass Garden Direct Connections Almighty Equations Amusing Transfers Relativity Leading Me Enticing

Author:Albert Einstein

“We should remind ourselves that laughing together is as close as you can get to another person without touching, and sometimes it represents a closer tie than touching ever could.”

Should Persons Sometimes Together Laughing Laughter Ties Touching Laughing Together

Author:Gina Barreca

“I always put these pert jackanapeses out of countenance by looking extremely grave when they expect that I should laugh at their pleasantries; and by saying Well, and so?--as if they had not done, and that the sting were still to come. This disconcerts them, as they have no resources in themselves, and have but one set of jokes to live upon.”

Ifs Should Wells Stills Done Laughing Jokes Resources Wit Graves Countenance Pleasantries

Author:Lord Chesterfield

“I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: How are you? I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: What is God? If you think that the Truth can be known From words, If you think that the Sun and the Ocean Can pass through that tiny opening Called the mouth, O someone should start laughing! Someone should start wildly Laughing Now!”

Ifs Thinking Should God Truth Lying Known Laughing Sun Thousand Ocean Mouths Brilliant Tiny Opening

Author:Hafez

“Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly. ... we tickle ourselves in order to laugh; to so low an ebb are we reduced.”

Want Should Book Order Laughing Lows Rain Boredom Occupation Amusement Incessantly Mopeds

Author:Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne

“An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right.”

Should Able Laughing Marketing Elegant Housewife Elegant Woman

Author:Coco Chanel

“I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.”

People Should Laughing Subjects Cry Inspired Making People Laugh

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“One of the great things about being on a show for a long period of time is watching the show evolve. A friend told me a long time ago "It should be easy" and it usually is if you're not distracted with the usual demons any creative person has. Especially with comedy because you find yourself laughing while you work.”

Ifs Should Persons Long Shows Easy Laughing Creative Comedy Periods Long Time Great Things Evolve Demon Finding Yourself Usual Distracted Long Time Ago Creative Person Long Periods Of Time

Author:John Swihart

“When I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the middle of the night and be deathly sick, so you always have to be impeccable. I laugh about it now, but I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.”

Thinking Should Children Mother Night Laughing Doors Middle Bed Sick Wake Up Middle Of The Night Impeccable

Author:Karl Lagerfeld

“A horror novel should reveal to you that you are falling apart. That there are ways your imagination can be made different. Can threaten what you think is. You should be holding onto that tree or rock screaming. Or laughing. Not at absurdity, either: absurdism is just a bourgeois and reactionary nostalgia for good, stable meaning.”

Thinking Way Should Made Different Fall Imagination Novel Laughing Tree Rocks Horror Nostalgia Stable Absurdity Falling Apart Holding On Bourgeois Reactionaries

Author:Tony Burgess

“I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.”

Should Humor Funny Lines Laughing Smoke Pipe Indicators

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”

World Should Work Laughing Tomorrow Procrastination Funny Work Office Work

Book:There ought to be a law--

Source: There ought to be a law--

“Why should I laugh?' asked the old man. 'Madness in youth is true wisdom. Go, young man, follow your dream, and if you do not find the happiness that you seek, at any rate you will have had the happiness of seeking it.”

Ifs Men Should Dream Young Laughing Youth Madness Rate Seeking Your Dreams Young Man Old Man Should I Follow Your Dreams True Wisdom

Book:The Red Fairy Book

Source: The Red Fairy Book

“If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.”

Ifs Knows Should Writing Use Bigs Fall Music Laughing Noses Prose Loan Big Nose

Author:Steven Morrissey

“If there are still men who really want to live in this world, they should first dare to speak out, to laugh, to cry, to be angry, to accuse, to fight-that they may at least cleanse this accursed place of its accursed atmosphere!”

Ifs Men World Want Should Firsts May Stills Fighting Speak Laughing Cry This World Angry Dare Atmosphere Boldness Speaks Out

Author:Lu Xun

“I feel like you can have entertainment, and you can laugh, but during that period of time you can also think, and people should get upset. America is spending a lot of time and money pretending to be searching for people who we're not really searching for. That is enough to get someone angry.”

People Thinking Feels Should Enough America Laughing Like You Periods Angry Entertainment Spending Upset Pretending Time And Money

Author:Richard Shepard

“So I like switching it up. I like that people are laughing but they don't even know if they should be laughing. I think that's interesting. I think it makes for a fun movie. And you're far more likely to be able to actually get something into someone's head if they don't quite see it coming, as opposed to delivering a very serious examination.”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Should Able Fun Interesting Laughing Serious Examination Delivering Switching Fun Movie

Author:Richard Shepard

“I often laugh and say I should go down to the Department of the Interior and register as an endangered species. I'm a gay man over 60 and I'm alive.”

Men Should Laughing Alive Gay Species Department Interiors Register Gay Men I'm Alive Endangered Species

Author:David Mixner

“In comedy you feel you need to go back to the theatre every now and again, you feel you need to go back to an audience every now and again to see if you're still getting your craft right, making people laugh at the moments you think they should and that sort of thing.”

People Ifs Thinking Needs Feels Should Stills Moments Audience Laughing Comedy Theatre Crafts Making People Laugh

Author:Mathew Baynton

“If you're into writing and making people laugh, or just want to video blog something, you should get a simple digital video camera. And all computers now come with an easy video editing software program. Just mess around with that for a little bit, try to figure it out, then just put stuff online and have fun. Never give up!”

“Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.”

People Should Film Can Do Laughing Waste Dramatic Good Times Should I Make You Laugh

Author:Mel Brooks

“Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances... and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, which people see as ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn.”

“Not harder than it should be, no. We're about the business, we're about the work. It's all about the work, always. We have fun and laugh and there're days that are more intense than others, but we're there to make it better. He's always going to try and make it better, I'm always going to try and make it better. So you accept anything, you accept whatever it takes to get it up on the screen and make it worthy.”

Should Trying Fun Accepting Laughing Harder Worthy Screens Intense Having Fun Working It Whatever It Takes

Author:Antoine Fuqua

“The devil is perfectly willing that the Church should multiply its organization and its deftly contrived machinery for the conquest of the world for Christ, if it will only give up praying... Satan laughs softly, as he looks at the Church today, and says under his breath: "You can have your Sunday schools, your YMCAs...your grand choirs, and your fine organs, and your brilliant preachers...as long as you do not bring into them the power of Almighty God, sought and obtained by earnest, persistent, believing, mighty prayers."”

“Photos should focus on your waist up, unless you have amazing legs. Then it's okay to include one or two full-body shots in your gallery. The majority of your photos should be closer up, highlighting your face. Don't stage a smile. Instead, try to laugh just before the shot is taken. Flirty smiles that don't look cheesy also work. Make eye contact with the camera. Aim to take most of your photos outdoors.”

Should Trying Looks Two Body Eye Faces Laughing Taken Focus Stage Shots Okay Aim Cameras Majority Legs Contact Your Face Gallery Cheesy Flirty Eye Contact Highlighting

Author:Amy Webb

“All laws for the purpose of making man worship God, are born of the same spirit that kindled the fires of the auto da fe, and lovingly built the dungeons of the Inquisition. All laws defining and punishing blasphemy - making it a crime to give your honest ideas about the Bible, or to laugh at the ignorance of the ancient Jews, or to enjoy yourself on the Sabbath, or to give your opinion of Jehovah, were passed by impudent bigots, and should be at once repealed by honest men. An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures.”

Source: The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll

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