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Famous Demetri Martin Quotes
“A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.”
“A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.”
“History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.”
“I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.”
“When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.”
“To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.”
“Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.”
“A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.”
“Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.”
Source: This Is a Book