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Famous Groucho Marx Quotes
“I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.”
“Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!”
“Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.”
“Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!”
“You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”
“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.”
“If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.”
“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”
“The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.”
“Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.”
“I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy”
“I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)”