“How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?”
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Famous Steven Wright Quotes
“If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?”
“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
“If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?”
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
“What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?”