Aphorisms Quotes
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Aphorisms Quotes
“While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!”
“Not everything happens for a reason; we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves.”
“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.”
“After the elections, voters are never given an applause.”
“You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.”
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
“Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.”
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”
“I improvise therefore I exist!”
“It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.”
“I'm not a saint! Thanks God!”
“Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky”
“I am not a titleholder; I don't steal; I don't lie...”
“Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.”
“There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.”
“Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.”
“Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.”
“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.”
“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
“Writing is beautiful, like putting on a gold suit and going to sleep in it.”
“Life is a circle. It spins you around.”
“High heels? But of course! A lie has short legs.”
“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”
“I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.”
“If they could, women would put make-up on the rainbow.”
“Injustice! The Wolf has never told his side of the story!”
“יוסיף דעת יוסיף מכאוב - מי שיודע דעת עליון יודע בגופו צער גלות השכינה - נחמיה מאת יעקב צ. מאיר”
“There have always been wars.The peacemakers have to make a living out of something.”
“The King is naked! If only he was a Prince!”