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“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?”
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
“If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable.”
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.”
“The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
“Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.”
“There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.”
“The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.”
“An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
“It sounds extraordinary, but it's a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading.”
“Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.”
“The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity.”
“I see light at the end of the tunnel.”
“I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.”
“It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.”
“A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.”