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“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.”
“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”
“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
“You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.”
“Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese”
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”
“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
“If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.”
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
“Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.”
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.”
“The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.”
“The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.”
“We can't reach old age by another man's road.”
“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”
“If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.”
“I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”
“Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.”
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.”
“You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.”
“If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.”
“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.”
“If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.”
“You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo”
“One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.”
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”