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“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”
“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”
“It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.”
“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.”
“If you share a good idea long enough, it will eventually fall on good people.”
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”