“A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.”
Source: Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack
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“God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.”
“If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.”
“Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.”
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”
“I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.”
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Source: Churchill By Himself
“Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."”
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”