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“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”

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Author:Timothy Leary
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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

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Author:Lana Turner
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“Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”

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Author:Charlotte Whitton
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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

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Book:The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
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“Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant to be humorous. Thousands of men and women carry inferiority complexes with them all through life, because some well-meaning, but ignorant person destroyed their confidence through opinions or ridicule”

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Author:Napoleon Hill
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