“I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.”
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“Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.”
“Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.”
“You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.”
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!”
“There are no nudists in cold areas.”