Source: Judith. Tiger at the gates. Duel of angels
Marriage Quotes
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Marriage Quotes
Source: The Essays of Elia
Source: H.L. Mencken: Prejudices: First, Second, and Third Series
“Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)
Source: Monday Lectures in Tremont Hall, Boston, U.S.
“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”
“A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
“I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck”
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
Source: The Portable Nietzsche
“Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”
Source: Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words, Addressed to Those who Think
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
Source: Selected Short Works of Khalil Gibran
“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent”
“Think not because you are now wed That all your courtship's at an end.”
“Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”
“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”
“The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.”
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
Source: Delphi Complete Works of George Eliot (Illustrated)
Source: When Harry Met Sally. . .