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Famous Ray Romano Quotes
“After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'”
“I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.”
“I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.”
“I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.”
“I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.”
“Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.”
“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”
“Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.”
“Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?”
“The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.”
“Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.”