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“Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.”

Ifs Wells Might Funny Marriage Married No Point Bachelors Booze

Author:Groucho Marx

“Bringing up teenagers is like sweeping back ocean waves with a frazzled broom-the inundation of outside influences never stops. Whatever the lure-cars, easy money, cigarettes, drugs, booze, sex, crime-much that glitters along the shore has a thousand times the appeal of a parent's lecture.”

“Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing Visiting today's Iran, I was delighted to find that citizens made a point of defying the clerical ban on booze, keeping it in their homes for visitors even if they didn't particularly take to it themselves, and bootlegging it with great brio and ingenuity. These small revolutions affirm the human.”

“I know he was definitely beaten by her. I saw it many times. But we had a different way of dealing with her. He'd let her have more and more booze until she passed out.”

Knows Way Different Saws Different Ways Beaten Booze Hairstyles

Author:David Gest

“In other countries, art and literature are left to a lot of shabby bums living in attics and feeding on booze and spaghetti, but in America the successful writer or picture-painter is indistinguishable from any other decent businessman.”

Writing Art Country America Artist Literature Left Successful Painter Decent Other Countries Businessman Feeding Booze Spaghetti Attics Shabby

Author:Sinclair Lewis

“I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to write. I'm glad I was disabused.”

Love Writing Age Lost Needed Drinking Glad Booze Second Marriage

Author:Barry Hannah

“Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.”

Way Poor Rich Booze Equalizer

Book:Fargo Rock City: A Heavy Metal Odyssey In Rural North Dakota

Source: Fargo Rock City: A Heavy Metal Odyssey In Rural North Dakota

“In general, it's not too hard to corrupt an American, mostly a matter of supply to their demand. Supply should be variegated to encourage the Illusion of Choice. Other than that they're looking for numbness, so be ready to sedate. Drugs, booze, television, shopping, etc.”

Should Matter Hard Choices Television Ready Drug Demand Illusion Etc Shopping Booze Numbness Illusion Of Choice

Author:Geoffrey Wood

“You're about to meet a new great dame of crime fiction in Death Was the Other Woman. Linda L. Richards does a stunning job in creating a character with a voice and eye right out of a 1930s L.A. hard-boiled classic: guns and gams, booze and bodies, peepers and perps. Move over, Sam Spade: Kitty Pangborn is on the case.”

Doe Hard Character Body Eye Jobs Moving Voice Fiction Cases Crime Creating Gun Classic Crime Fiction 1930s Stunning Booze Spades Kitties Dames Sam Spade

Author:Linda Fairstein

“When you're thirty-five, you can't take as much booze ... and I always got a little violent on drink...So it was kind of self-destructive suicide side of me, which is resolving itself for the better, I believe, because I never enjoyed it.”

Believe Kind Littles Self I Believe Sides Five Drink Suicide Drinking Violent Enjoyed Thirty Destructive Booze Self Destructive

Author:John Lennon

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”

“It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.”

Humans Funny Rights Humorous Human Rights Campaigns Russia Journalist Violation Booze Kremlin

Book:Holidays in Hell

Source: Holidays in Hell

“I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.”

I Can Funny Watches Idols Booze American Idol Karaoke

Author:Tracy Morgan

“Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.)”

Ifs Should Lasts Remember Night Economy Drink Empty Glasses Mood Cures Stomach Refuge Last Night Junk Drains Hangover Booze Refreshments Good Mood Enhancement Empty Stomach

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking. And I'm a big swearer. I'm trying to rein it in but I do think it's a nice seasoning of language.”

Ifs Thinking Trying Children Bigs Might Language Struggle Nice Smoking Reins Booze Lush Seasoning

Author:Olivia Colman

“Sometimes I read a biography of some tempestuous artist and find myself longing for fireworks! booze! bloody fights!; I do think that life must be so much more thrilling when you're actively miserable.”

Thinking Sometimes Artist Fighting Longing Miserable Bloody Biographies Thrilling Booze Fireworks

Author:Lauren Groff

“Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.”

Laughing Drug Gun Alcohol Ass Grass Acid Needles Drugs And Alcohol Booze

Author:Joni Mitchell

“My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.”

Home Three Left Family Empty Guitar Bottles Daddy Booze Empty Bottles

Author:Johnny Cash

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