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“What's cool about renting is that you don't care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number-one thing. Just going "Sure, you can jump off the roof. I think that's safe! Let's just paint on the walls! I bet the beer bottle will break before it shatters the window!" Not caring about the environment is a plus. And a ton of booze. And underage kids. That just ups the excitement value of the party, like, "Oh my God, we could all go to prison."”

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Author:Adam DeVine
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“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

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Book:The Good Life According to Hemingway
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“The lifestyle is strenuous on the body, but it's stimulating to the senses and the mind. So there's a give and take. There are days the flights knock me out, where I feel like the human punching bag that is being on planes every other day. I think people sort of glorify it, like "Oh, you're at parties and there's booze and girls." But it's still work.”

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Author:A-Trak
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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Author:Jack Lemmon
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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

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Author:Frank Sinatra
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“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”

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Author:W. Clement Stone
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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

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Author:Humphrey Bogart
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“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

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Book:Real Frank Zappa Book
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“There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge.”

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Book:Trouble Is My Business: A Novel
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