“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”
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Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
“The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.”
Source: The Poetical Works of Alexander Pope: Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, being the prologue to the satires. Satires, epistles, and odes of Horace imitated. Epitaphs. The Dunciad, in four books
“Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says.”
“You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”
“Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.”
Source: Farming: A Hand Book
Source: Shocking Life
“Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.”
Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World
“Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.”
Source: The Devil's Dictionaries: The Best of the Devil's Dictionary and the American Heretic's Dictionary
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.”
Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World
“Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
“I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.”
“I write for film or, in this case, television when I haven't got a play cooking.”
Source: An autobiography