Source: Sir
Funny Humor Quotes
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Funny Humor Quotes
“I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.”
“Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.”
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
“An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”
“So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”
“Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.”
“Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!”
“Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.”
“I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.”
Source: Mischief
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
Source: Cold Blood
“Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen”
Source: Tie Me
“I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone”
Source: The Line Between
Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
Source: Stories and Scripts: an Anthology
Source: Stories and Scripts: an Anthology
Source: Royal Decree
“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”
Source: Stories and Scripts: an Anthology
“Okay, but would you say between us we have the combined IQ of at least a garden slug?”
Source: Guarding Suzannah
Source: MacRieve
Source: Pleasure of a Dark Prince
“It weighed down on me like a rucksack filled with dog turds.”
Source: Double Trouble