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“One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.”
“I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.”
“I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.”
“I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.”
“That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?”
“Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.”
“I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.”
“I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open”
“That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.”
“Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.”
“For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.”
“What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!”
“White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!”
“America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.”
“He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.”
“You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.”
“Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.”
“Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?”