“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.”
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“Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.”
“How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?”
“The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.”
“Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?”
“I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.”
“I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.”
“Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.”
“They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.”
“Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.”
“The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.”
“Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
“That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.”
“From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!”
“I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade”
“Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!”
“What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!”
“This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!”
“Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?”