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“I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."”
“I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.”
“If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.”
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!"”
“Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!”
“I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.”
“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”
“Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.”
“Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.”
“All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.”
“When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.”
“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.”