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“It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.”
“Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.”
“We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!”
“If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.”
“Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.”
“Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.”
“The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.”
“They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.”
“Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.”
“At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.”
“There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.”
“Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.”
“Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.”
“The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.”
“I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.”
“The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.”
“Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.”
“Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.”
“The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.”
“You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.”
“Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.”
“I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.”
“The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.”
“I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.”