“And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.”
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“I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.”
“I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.”
“I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.”
“Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?”
“I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.”
“All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.”
Source: CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE
Source: Curriculum Vitae: A Volume of Autobiography
“In democracy both a deep reverence and a sense of the comic are requisite.”
Source: Home front memo
Source: The Benchley Roundup
Source: The Hippopotamus
“Forever is a very long time, especially the bit towards the end.”
“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?”
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.”
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.”
“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”
“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”