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“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights”
“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry”
“I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room”
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings”
“Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“It was the experience of mystery - even if mixed with fear - that engendered religion.”