Humorous Quotes
Browse 3047 quotes about Humorous.
Related topics
Humorous Quotes
“I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.”
“The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.”
“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
“Man has his will, but woman has her way.”
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”
“The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
“You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.”
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.”
“A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.”
“Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.”
“Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.”
“There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.”
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.”
“He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
“If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.”
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
“All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought”