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“Selfish men make the best lovers. They're prepared to invest in the women's pleasures so that they can collect an even bigger dividend for themselves.”

Men Funny Pleasure Lovers Humorous Bigger Prepared Investing Selfish Novelists Making Love Collecting Best Love Love Making Dividends Essayists Selfish Men

Author:J. G. Ballard

“"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."”

Firsts Said Funny Pleasure Humorous Aunt

Book:Personal History, Adventures, Experience and Observations of David Copperfield the Younger

Source: Personal History, Adventures, Experience and Observations of David Copperfield the Younger

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”

“Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.”

Humor Funny Speak Given Pleasure Drink Humorous Wine Drinking Alcohol Drunk Bottles Fifteen Whiskey Liquor Drinking Whiskey Whiskey Drinking Whiskey And Love

Book:Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

“I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!”

Thinking Should Pleasure Walking Activity Lows Draws Humorous Balls Sticks Following Intellect Hitting Crooked

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”

“I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.”

People Pleasure Humorous Profound Insane Despise Pleasing People

Book:Letters

Source: Letters

“As a writer and as a human being, Susan Dworkin has always had the ability to draw us into new dreams of justice, and to make them irresistibly practical, humorous and human. She makes clear that progress and pleasure go together.”

Humans Dream Together Justice Human Beings Ability Pleasure Clear Progress Draws Humorous Practicals

Author:Gloria Steinem