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“The American child is a highly intelligent human being - characteristically sensitive, humorous, open-minded, eager to learn, and has a strong sense of excitement, energy, and healthy curiosity about the world in which he lives. Lucky indeed is the grown-up who manages to carry these same characteristics into adult life. It usually makes for a happy and successful individual.”

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

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Author:Vince Lombardi

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Author:Robert Orben

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”

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Author:Joseph Heller

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”

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Author:Jim Backus

“My uncle, Mr. Stephen Maple, had been at the same time the most successful and the least respectable of our family, so that we hardly knew whether to take credit for his wealth or to feel ashamed of his position.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

“I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach.”

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Book:Confessions of an advertising man

Source: Confessions of an advertising man

“If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.”

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Author:Kirk Kirkpatrick

“Most successful investors, in fact, do nothing most of the time.”

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Book:Street Smarts: Adventures on the Road and in the Markets

Source: Street Smarts: Adventures on the Road and in the Markets

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

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Author:Thomas A. Edison