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“The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“The truth is more important than the facts.”
Source: Letters to Architects
“A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.”
Source: Moral Essays on Some of the Most Curious and Significant English, Scotch, and Foreign Proverbs
“A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”