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“You can smoke marijuana, you can eat it, you can wear it, it's a perfect plant!”

“All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.”

“The second show [Judas Priest] there was a point where I stood back. We had a 40-foot ramp that went out into the crowd. Rob came out on the bike. It was raining. He drove the bike to the end of the ramp. I'm standing there looking at him. Rain coming down. Lights flashing. Blue smoke everywhere from the bike. He's on the bike with his metal horns in the air, and there were 30,000 people in front of him screaming. I remember thinking, "This is real."”

People Thinking Real Ends Shows Light Remember Air Feet Fronts Rain Standing Blue Crowds Smoke Priests Metals Bike Horns Standing There Judas Ramp Judas Priest

Author:Richie Faulkner

“When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.”

Moments Past Forget Worry Smoke Marijuana

Author:Tommy Chong

“I only smoke maybe a nug a day.”

Smoke

Author:Tommy Chong

“I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.”

Want Dies Smoke Cracks Before I Die

Author:Eric Andre

“When you're waiting for a bus, the thing to do is smoke a cigarette.”

Waiting Smoke Things To Do Bus Cigarette

Author:Jane Alison

“I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. You've probably never woken up early on a winter morning to the acid stink of coal smoke in the air, which was everywhere when I was a little kid. My grade school was heated with coal. Not only was coal used to generate electricity, it was without any scrubbers in the stacks.”

“Zooming in, zooming out. I was shocked. I said, "Let's erase this right now, put the camera behind the stage and I'll do the performance just for the camera." He set up everything and I told him to go outside and smoke a cigarette. Come back when I finish. Don't touch the camera. This was the way how I've done most everything after that.”

Way Said Done Behinds Stage Right Now Performances Cameras Smoke Cigarette Shocked Erase Back When

Author:Marina Abramovic

“I remember seeing Stand by Me, when I was around 12, and just feeling like, "This is so refreshing to see kids swear and smoke cigarettes like my friends." It just felt much more real than the Sesame Street version of childhood that I'd been spoon-fed.”

Real Feelings Kids Remember Felt Seeing Streets Childhood My Friends Versions Smoke Feds Swear Cigarette Spoons Refreshing Sesame Street Stand By Me

Author:Brian K. Vaughan

“Liftoff is very, very gentle, contrary to what most people think. Because you remember, the weight of the booster - the amount of thrust on the engine is just barely enough to get the booster underway. And so it's a very gentle liftoff, contrary to what most people think when they see all the fire and smoke of launch.”

People Thinking Enough Remember Fire Amount Weight Contrary Smoke Gentle Engines Thrust

Author:John Glenn

“You can do anything you want to [ in ashram] if you can find the time. It's a very rigorous day. It starts at 2:30 in the morning and often doesn't end until midnight, so if you can actually find a moment to have a drink or a smoke, you're quite welcome to, as long as it doesn't interfere with your capacity to follow the schedule.”

Ifs Want Long Ends Moments Can Do Morning Drink Capacity Welcome Smoke Interfere Schedules Midnight

Author:Leonard Cohen

“I don't blame people for smoking when I see a social gradient in smoking. I say we need to understand why is it the lower you are in the hierarchy the more likely you are to smoke. So we need to address the causes of the causes.”

People Needs Social Causes Blame Smoke Smoking Addresses Hierarchy

Author:Michael Marmot

“Anyone whose lifestyle may frighten you or whose point of view makes smoke come out of your ears.”

May Views Ears Point Of View Lifestyle Smoke

Author:Elizabeth Lesser

“Katherine Heigl, she was exactly the opposite of what I thought she'd be like. She smokes cigarettes, or she did then, and she's got a truck-driver's mouth, and she's really funny.”

Mouths Opposites Smoke Drivers Cigarette Truck Truck Driver

Author:Diane Keaton

“Good people don't smoke marijuana.”

People Smoke Good People Marijuana

Author:Jeff Sessions

“I don't smoke weed on set all day. I just want to say that, you know, not all day. After lunch you get tired. What can you do? To me, the fact that a character smokes weed isn't really what I hang my hat on necessarily.”

Knows Want Character Facts Tired Smoke Hats Weed Lunch Smoke Weed

Author:Seth Rogen

“This s - t [smoked on scenes] called Wizard Smoke. I didn't like it. [James] Franco didn't have that hard of a time with it. Franco will smoke anything.”

Hard Scene Smoke Wizards Franco

Author:Seth Rogen

“I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.”

Ifs Years Long Wanted Morning Figures Wake Up Smoke Joints

Author:George Carlin

“What I like about Elvis is the same thing I like about James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince. These guys, back in the day, there was no smoke and mirrors. It was just raw talent. They would step out onstage and command an audience.”

Guy Steps Audience Talent Mirrors Command Smoke Brown Back In The Day Smoke And Mirrors Raw Talent

Author:Bruno Mars

“You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more. You can use the tax code to make 'em buy beer or buy less beer, more booze or less booze. You can screw the tax code around to make 'em make more charitable contributions. You think they're going to get rid of this power? Ain't no way, fool.”

People Thinking Way Use Fool Taxes Smoke Beer Code Contribution Ems Screws Charitable Booze

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I was watching Revolution, and the things I did in that picture, holy smokes! I can't believe I did that, it's like another person. It's the thought of it, it's just appalling to me.”

Believe Persons I Can Revolution Holy Smoke

Author:Al Pacino

“People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.”

People Thinking Trying Smoke Pot Cop

Author:Joe Rogan

“If an American teenager were to come to Lahore, they'd have wildly different experiences depending on whom they met. They could party and get drunk and smoke hashish with some, while others would say, "Let's get some religious instruction."”

Ifs Different Religious Party Mets Drunk Smoke Teenager Instruction Different Experiences Hashish Lahore

Author:Mohsin Hamid

“The average politician speaks out of both sides of their mouth. No matter if it's Canada or the United States. And it's all three levels of government here and all parties. They act one way in front of the people and they think people are stupid and they can blow smoke where the sun doesn't shine for these people. And people don't buy it anymore.”

“The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.”

Motivational Impossible Possibility Brother Achievement Determination Screens Smoke Impossibility Flew Possible And Impossible Wright Brothers

Author:Charles Kettering

“It's just in Washington we're talking about equal rights for gay people, civil liberty to smoke marijuana, taking care of the environment, and it's all just decency and common sense and patriotism. And in other parts of the country that would be, like, inconceivable.”

People Country Would Be Care Common Talking Liberty Environment Rights Gay Equal Common Sense Smoke Marijuana Decency Equal Rights Civil Liberties Gay People

Author:Rick Steves

“I drink a few beers, and I've smoked a little pot. But I'm too health conscious to do it regularly. I run a lot. I don't smoke cigarettes. Pot is the hardest thing I've tried, really.”

Littles Running Drink Conscious Hardest Smoke Beer Pot Cigarette Hardest Thing

Author:Kenny Chesney

“I really like to have a coffee shop next door and be able to smoke a cigarette. I'm a city person; I regard nature as something hostile and problematic. I do enjoy it when I get out there, but it is mostly against my will. It's a bit of an awkward thing to say - people really don't like it when you say that.”

People Persons Able Next Bits Enjoy Cities Doors Regard Coffee Smoke Shops Awkward Cigarette Hostile Coffee Shop

Author:Daniel Espinosa

“Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.”

Source: Lump It Or Leave It

“It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine after a day of toiling over computer databases in a smoke-free, noise-free newsroom.”

Today Young White Computer Wine Glasses Newspapers Noise Smoke Reporters Solemn Nursing Fitting Databases Toiling White Wine Newspaper Reporters Yesteryear

Author:Russell Baker

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”

Funny Marriage Smoke Smoking Cigarette Scorn Pipe Tobacco Cigar Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Rudyard Kipling

“The vexing thing about human behavior is that when we say we know we should do something, we really and truly do know it. It's hard to be 50 lbs. overweight or smoke a pack a day or feel miserable every moment you spend at work and not understand in a deep and primal way that change is in order - and that in some cases it could even save your life.”

Knows Way Feels Should Humans Hard Moments Order Cases Behavior Miserable Smoke Packs Human Behavior Primal Overweight

Author:Jeffrey Kluger

“Toxins love to get you while you're young. Lead, mercury, secondhand smoke and sundry other environmental nasties do a lot more damage when tissue is immature, vulnerable and growing than when it's mature and comparatively fixed.”

Young Growing Environmental Vulnerable Smoke Fixed Damage Mature Immature Tissues Mercury Toxins Secondhand Smoke

Author:Jeffrey Kluger

“I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.”

People Funny Artist Drink Drug My Friends Boring Smoke Funny Things Drank

Author:Karl Lagerfeld

“I think it's horrible that people have to be told. Don't smoke! Everybody knows it's bad for the health. But they have to forbid it.”

People Thinking Knows Horrible Smoke

Author:Karl Lagerfeld

“An actor has to be very, very careful, as one of the most wonderful props - and actors love props - is a cigarette. There's so much to do with it: you can bring it up to your face, play with the smoke. It's just the greatest - ever since I was 16 and in acting school in England, I've been playing around with cigarettes.”

Play School Faces Actors Acting Wonderful England Careful Smoke Your Face Cigarette Props Playing Around

Author:Melissa Leo

“Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to wear a Chairman Mao button, or do a lot of these things with out knowing what's behind it, and what it really means.”

Thinking Mean Easy Behinds Knowing Smoke Buttons Joints Really Mean Chairman Mao Chairman Mao

Author:Lester Bangs

“Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?”

Country Care President Pay Plans Written Taxes Congress Chiefs Smoke Broke Health Care Committees Surgeons Treasury Obese

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.”

War Rooms Sweet Hot Smell Burning Smoke Kitchen Peculiar Cookies Explosives Odor New Home

Book:The War Between the Tates: A Novel

Source: The War Between the Tates: A Novel

“Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.”

Want Mother Saws Mom Motherhood Smoke One Time Coming Out Barns

Book:Loretta Lynn: Coal Miner's Daughter

Source: Loretta Lynn: Coal Miner's Daughter

“They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.”

People Mean Funny Used Talking Week Bed Ten Smoke Smoking Marijuana Cigarette

Author:Bill Maher

“I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.”

Men Safe Mouths Smoke Can Not Parts Of Life Cigar

Book:The Magic Mountain

Source: The Magic Mountain

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

“The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.”

People Fall Music Smoke Herbs Babylon Smoking Weed Rasta

Author:Bob Marley

“What I like about Elvis is the same thing I like about James Brown, Michael Jackson, Prince. These guys, back in the day, there was no smoke and mirrors. It was just raw talent. They would step out onstage and command an audience. Talk about awesome.”

Guy Steps Audience Talent Mirrors Command Smoke Brown Back In The Day Smoke And Mirrors Raw Talent

Author:Bruno Mars

“I don't drink, I don't take drugs, I don't smoke.”

Drink Drug Smoke

Author:Chris Martin

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”

Life Funny Women Pleasure Negative Smoke Smoking Occasional Cigar Funny Women Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking

Author:Groucho Marx

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”

“Early on in my life, I had a broken soul. I was abused by my father, abandoned by my mother and ended up in a destructive first marriage. By the time I was 23, I was broken in my soul. I didn't know how to think right. I felt wrong about everything. But God stepped into my life, and I came out on the other side and didn't even smell like smoke.”

Thinking Knows Firsts Soul Mother Father Felt Sides Know How Broken Smell My Soul Smoke Destructive Abandoned

Author:Joyce Meyer

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