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“No rule of etiquette is of less importance than which fork we use.”
“Oh thrice and four times happy... those who plant cabbages.”
“One of the problems with writing a cookbook is that recipes exist in the moment.”
“One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.”
“PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.”
“Sauces in cookery are like the first rudiments of grammar - the foundation of all languages.”
“Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.”
“She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.”
“She knows no difference 'twixt head and privities who devours immense oysters at midnight.”
“Shiatsu, deep-tissue or maybe even Rolfing: Which manner of pummeling becomes a cephalopod most?”
“So long as people don't know how to eat they will not have good cooks.”
“Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.”
“TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.”
“TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.”
“The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.”
“The first of all considerations is that our meals shall be fun as well as fuel.”