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“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
“There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.”
“The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.”
“Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.”
“Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.”
“Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.”
“A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.”
“Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent.”
“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
“You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.”
“Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”