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“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.”
“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
“Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.”
“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.”
“On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.”
“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
“Every healthy man can do without food for two days — but without poetry, never!”
“I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking.”
“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”
“You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”
“Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.”
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
“Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.”
“Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.”
“Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.”
“Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.”
“I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
“I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.”
“Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”