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“After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.”

“I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.”

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Book:The House That Jacob Built

Source: The House That Jacob Built

“A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.”

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Author:E. W. Howe

“Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

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Author:Charles M. Schulz

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”

“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

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Book:Boston Marriage

Source: Boston Marriage

“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”

“The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”

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Author:Terry Moore

“But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.”

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Author:Eugene Field

“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”

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Author:Truman Capote

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends

“I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.”

“Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.”

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Author:Don Kardong

“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.”

“If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.”

Source: The Physiology of Taste: or Meditations on Transcendental Gastronomy

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book