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“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.”
“To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.”
“The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.”
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.”
“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!”
“Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
“Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
“"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."”
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.”
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.”
“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.”
“It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.”
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
“My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.”