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“As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church," is that we don't really fully know how Christ loves the church.”

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Author:Scott Means

“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”

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Author:Tony Curtis

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”

“My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Women love a self-confident bald man.”

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Author:Larry David

“If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.”

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Author:Doris Day

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

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Author:Paula Deen

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

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Author:Walt Disney

“We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.”

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Author:Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein

“You can't blame gravity for falling in love.”

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Author:Albert Einstein

“The art of love is largely the art of persistence.”

“A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech.”

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Author:Ingrid Bergman

“You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.”

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Book:God Emperor of Dune

Source: God Emperor of Dune

“I love you like a fat kid love cake.”

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Author:Curtis Jackson