“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
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“I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.”
“Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
“The human heart, at whatever age, opens to the heart that opens in return.”
Source: Helen, etc
“You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.”
“My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.”
“Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.”
“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.”
“Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.”
“You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.”
“Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.”
“Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.”
“Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.”
“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
“It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.”
“The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.”
“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.”
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
“Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.”