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“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
“A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.”
“Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.”
“A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.”
“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.”
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
“In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?”
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.”
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
“A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.”
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
“Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.”
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
“It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.”
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.”