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“All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.”
“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.”
“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”
“Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.”
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.”
“Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”
“If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.”
“Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.”
“Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.”
“On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.”
“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
“I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am.”
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
“History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.”
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.”
“I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.”