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“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
“One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.”
“There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.”
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.”
“There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.”
“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”