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“In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.”

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Book:The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions
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“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.”

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Author:Norman Wisdom
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“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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“There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.”

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Book:From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harb: Front-Line Dispatches from the Advertising War
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“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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Author:Woody Allen
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