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“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Source: The Works of Dr Jonathan Swift, Dean of St Patrick's, Dublin. Accurately Corrected by the Best Editions. With the Author's Life and Character; Notes Historical, Critical, and Explanatory; Tables of Contents, and Indexes. More Complete Than Any Preceding Edition. In Eight Volumes
“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”
Source: Everyone's Mark Twain
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.”
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
“I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.”
Source: The works of John Donne: Dean of Saint Paul's, 1621-1631