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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”

“In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.”

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”