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“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
“Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.”
“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.”
“The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.”
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
“It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.”
“The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”