Source: Holidays in Hell
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Source: The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill
“A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.”
“Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.”
Source: Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review
“He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.”
“He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.”
Source: Some of My Best Friends are Soldiers: A Kind of Novel
“Her only flair is in her nostrils.”
Source: Raising Kane and Other Essays
“His face is livid, gaunt his whole body, his breath is green with gall; his tongue drips poison.”
“His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.”
Source: The Complete Correspondence and Works of Charles Lamb: With an Essay on His Life and Genius
“I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.”
“Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.”
“She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.”
“She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.”
“She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.”
“She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.”
“When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.”
“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
“You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.”
“He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.”
Source: Journal of a Novel: The East of Eden Letters
“His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.”
“His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.”
“I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?”
“I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.”
“Please try not to be such a wiener-head.”
Source: Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
“A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.”
“A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.”
“If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.”