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“I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.”
“If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.”
“He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.”
“However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.”
“Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction.”
“If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!”
“You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.”
“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?”
“There are no nudists in cold areas.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.”
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.”
“He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong.”