Source: The Last Rose of Summer
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“She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.”
“Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.”
“Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.”
“He is as good as his word - and his word is no good.”
Source: Heavy Hangs the Golden Grain
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
“Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.”
Source: Select works of Tobias Smollett ...: With a memoir of the life and writings of the author
“Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.”
“I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.”
“In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.”
Source: Virginia
“Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.”
“The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.”
“I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding.”
“Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings”
“Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.”
“I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.”
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”
“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
“Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.”
“An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.”
“An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.”
Source: On the Threshold of Transformation
“In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.”
“Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.”
“Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.”
“I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.”
“Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!”
“The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.”
“What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.”